Collection: Hey Fox
All of the comics
Fox at desk, Candy hanging out, Ed poking head into office
Ed: Hey Fox. Kid in theater three um… Lost their lunch.
Candy: Another Birthday-Chunder?.
Fox looking up, Candy perking up. Ed gesturing broadly
Fox “Did they get any on the seat in front of them?”
Ed “Not so much that seat but more a…” gestures.
Fox looking a little sick, Candy chiming in Ed contemplative
Candy “I believe the proper term is “Cone of effect.”
Ed “Area of contamination.”
Candy “Breath weapon AOE..”
- Fox looking up
Fox “Look, Grab some caution tape. Lets just quarden off the whole blast zone.”
Group partying, Bethany not with them.
“Shots!”
Group a bit more sloppy, Bethany with them.
“Shots!”
Group pretty sloppy. Bethany standing on table, eyes wide.
Bethany “SHOTS!”
Drake standing over them.
Drake “Ok… I think we’ve all had enough. Your ride will be here soon.”
The group is starting to get a little more out of paw. A couple are making out, Blake is standing up.
Blake “Hey. Bethy. Stop bothr’n dem. Getover ‘ere. And more shotz!”
Drake to kid “Hey, did you all come in one car?”
Kid “Yeah?”
Kid looking for permission from Drake, Drake a little somber. Rai rolling his eyes.
Drake “Love-”
Rai “Already on it.”
Kid “Are there Kitten shots?”
Drake in foreground, pouring grenadine into a shot glass while Kid watches. In background Rai getting kind of handsy with Blake while delivering another round..
Drake “Here ya go. Try this.”
Rai “Oops! Sorry sweetie.”
Rai making a show of handing Drake Blake’s car keys. Kids eyes are wide.
Rai “What did you give her?”
Drake “Grenadine.”
Kim - Dude’s hard to pin down outside of work hours. Dunno, I bet he’s a freak tho. You know he’s gotta have some interesting hidden piercings.
Doc - No clue really, but I bet eating her out is like licking one of those hallucinatory frogs.
Kink - I mean, she’s got all the right bits in all the right places. Trust me, you’ll see…. But there’s something off about that one. Then again, crazy in the head, crazy in bed. Am I right? I bet she goes off like a geyser.
Essie and Candy - Essie’s a real stick in the mud, but if you catch Candy in one of their breakups she’ll leave ya walk’n funny for the rest of the week, right?
Focus on Fox, now dressed in “manager” uniform, black shirt and tie.
… Oh, and, please just call me Fox. No need for all this “sir” or “boss” nonsense. A lot of the crew is going to be going with JJ, so we’re going to be running a little light until we can staff back up, but I’m thankful to have some steady paws to keep this ship going..
Corey “So… we’re like… Not fired?” Fox: “What? No!” Fox “Look, even if I WAS going to fire somebody, I don’t know you yet. First I’m going to need some assistant managers, and I want everybody to get a fair shake.
Ed “Technically you can’t fire us.” Fox “Um… ok?” Fay “As property, according to company policy, you can “use or dispose of us at will.”” Fox “Oh.”
Hannah “Well that doesn’t seem fair.”
Fox behind desk, pile of papers, still holding tumbler. Staring forward.
Same
Same, but now looking at tumbler.
Same but Fox shooting the rest of what's in the glass.
DATE <$N>
CHARACTERS: FOX, JJ
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
PANEL <1>
Fox reclining behind the desk, JJ sitting on the desk.
JJ
Comfortable?
FOX
Yeah.
JJ
You're gonna do great.
FOX
At what?
PANEL <2>
JJ pointing at tablet, Fox with his paw on it, a bar of light passing over his paw
JJ
Paw print here.
FOX
Why?
JJ
Contracts, security login, the usual. You know.
FOX
Oh, right... Of course.
PANEL <3>
JJ setting file folders in front of Fox on the desk.
JJ
Here's the schedule for the next two weeks. Of course, I'm gonna be taking some of this crew, so you'll have to hire up.
FOX
Of course.
JJ
Stock ledger. Security codes. Bank slips. And finally... You're keys.
PANEL <4>
Fox sittin behind desk, now behind a pile of paperwork with keyes on top. JJ kissing him on the forehead.
JJ
You're a life-saver.
FOX
You're welcome?
DATE <$N>
CHARACTERS:
Fox, Pixi, Jamie, JJ, Chase
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
The buttering up begins.
PANEL <1>
Fox, Pixi, and Jamie hoisting tubs of popcorn and soda off the counter. A slim weasel in a suite smiles at them. (JJ)
PIXI
JJ? Is that you?
FOX
Well, how the heck are ya dude?
PANEL <2>
JJ GIVING PIXI A HUG, BALANCING CONCESSIONS. FOX LEANING OVER TO EXPLAIN TO JESSIE:
JJ
I'm good, I'm good. Better than good!
JJ
What are ya' seeing?
JAMIE
StarKitty-
JJ
Great! You'll love it. Hey Fox, can I talk to you for a minute?
PANEL <3>
FOX BEING LEAD OFF, SLIGHTLY CONFUSED. PIXI AND JAMIE WITH ALL THE CONCESSIONS.
FOX
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
JJ
I'll have him back to you before the trailers are done.
PANEL <4>
Fox, now suspicious. JJ all smiles and show, leading him upstairs.
FOX
What's got into you?
JJ
Fox. Buddy. Old friend. Join me in my office.
FOX
Ok... What do you want?
DATE <$N>
CHARACTERS:
Fox, Pixi, Jamie, Ticket Employee, Concessions Employee (Chase)
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
PANEL <1>
Fox looking around the entryway/entry hall. Pixi handing over ticket. Jamie looking around.
FOX
Wow. I haven't been here for... years. Don't you miss this place?
PIXI
Not really. Though the free movies were fun.
FOX
Really? I miss it here.
PANEL <2>
Jamie talking to the person behind concessions. Fox continues reminiscing, Pixi humors him.
FOX
Taking care of the old Projectors? Previewing before anybody else? All the free movies you can watch?
PIXI
Late shifts that get off at 2am. Cleaning the popcorn machine. Crappy paychecks.
PANEL <3>
Jamie turning back to them. Fox lost, Pixi exasperated.
PIXI
I'm just saying, I don't miss it.
FOX
I think I wish I still worked here.
JAMIE
Who wants popcorn?
PANEL <4>
Jamie redressing the person behind the counter. Pixi and Fox looking surprised.
JAMIE
We'll take the large Double Trouble combo with extra butter.
???
Fox? Pixi? Is that you?
DATE
CHARACTERS:
Fox, Jamie, Pixi
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
PANEL
Pixi draped across Fox, leaning against Jamie. Fox looking at his phone.
JAMIE
How about a movie?
PIXI
Ooh, yeah! I feel like I haven't been to a theater in... years.
FOX
The new StarKitty movie is playing at our old Artists Collective theater.
PANEL
Pixi laughing, Mamie confused, Fox smiling at both of them.
JAMIE
I feel like I missed something.
FOX
Technically, it's where Pixi and I first met.
PANEL
Pixi sitting up, Fox reminiscing, Jamie leaning in.
JAMIE
First date?
PIXI
Not so much.
FOX
I was the floor manager. She was the new hire...
PANEL
Pixi lounging, Fox and Jamie engaged.
JAMIE
I feel like there's a story there.
FOX
It's been told.
PIXI
I like it. Lets go!
DATE
CHARACTERS - FOX CID JAMIE PIXI
PANEL
Cid and Fox in the living room playing games. Background: Jamie coming in the front as Pixi comes down the stairs.
PANEL
Cid and Fox looking into background. Pixi squeaks as Jamie lifts her up into a kiss.
CID
And that's not weird to you?
FOX
I mean... It's pretty hot...
PANEL
Jamie and Pixi continue to make out, or already leaving? Cid focused on Fox, Fox looking back to game.
CID
But... Jamie dating Pixi? You don't feel... Left out?
FOX
Well, it's my turn tomorrow.
CID
Fair.
PANEL
Cid, eyes narrowed suspiciously at Fox. Fox grinning like a fool.
CID
Wait... Your turn to go out with Jamie? Or Pixi? Or...
FOX
...
CID
Oh... Oh kittens. What have you done?
1
Fox, arms on his knees, laughing and dripping back into his cup. Jamie approaching with a dish towel.
2
Fox, yawning, messy maw shot, dripping eggnog. Jamie holding out the towel. Pixi entering through the other door.
3
Everybody stunned for a moment. Fox still dripping.
PIXI
Oh, my.
FOX
*plip*
4
PIXI looking surprised. Fox laughing. Jamie, embarrassed, shoving a towel onto fox's face.
PIXI
Damn dude. Nice.
FOX
Hahahamfmff
JAMIE
EGGNOG!
1
Fox and Jamie at the table, Jamie pouring a cup of eggnog.
JAMIE
Nana's own recipe. I hope you like it.
FOX
Dude. I love eggnog!
2
Fox, mid-swig. Jamie looking contemplative
JAMIE
I know some people take issue with the texture. It can be a bit thick and rich.
FOX
Mmmm.
3
Fox sputtering into his cup, splashing eggnog up his muzzle, Jamie looking surprised/laughing.
JAMIE
Of course, I should've known you'd like it...
FOX
*sputtering*
4
Fox bent over cough/laughing. Jamie half turned to go grab a towel.
FOX
Hah!*Hack!*hah!
JAMIE
Oh, Fox! I'm sorry! I'm going to get you a towel.
1
Very close shot of CID, black and white, dramatic shadows, wearing a big coat, looking up at the sky.
2
Further shot, CID pulling up a collar, surrounded by encroaching darkness.
3
CID standing in a pool of light, looking foreword, holding a coat closed against (non existent) wind.
CID
Can you feel it? The cold scrape of winters claws...
4
Now in color, cid bundled up in a long coat. Fox and PIXI at the door, both in shorts and T-shirts.
PIXI
CID... it's barely December.
FOX
And it's like... 65 degrees out.
5
Fox exasperate, cid gloomy, PIXI excited.
CID
I hate the cold.
FOX
It's not cold!
CID
I'm going to make some soup
PIXI
Ooh! I want soup!
