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DATE
CHARACTERS:
Fox, Pixi, Rai, Drake, Cid, ??1, ??2
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Actually, your chances here are... shockingly good.

PANEL
Drake setting a drink in front of Pixi, Drake and Cid also sitting at the bar. Behind them, the door is opening and a (woman) is stepping in.
DRAKE
Everybody have fun at the parade?
FOX
Yeah!
PIXI
I was hoping to find a hookup for Cid.
CID
I was not.

PANEL
Two women, maybe a little tipsy already, just inside the door looking at the crew at the bar. One looks sad/angry, the other lascivious, leaning in toward her. Drake being the bar, Fox turning around, his tail painted in rainbows. Rai leaning in. Cid taking a drink.
???
See? Every bar’s a gay bar during pride.
???
I’m tell’n ya. I’ve got toys that’ll make you forget you ever met him.

PANEL
Both women looking on slightly confused. Folks at the bar raising paws or waving.
FOX AND DRAKE
Bi
PIXI
Pan
CID
A-Ro
RAI
Well, I am gay.
???
Arrow?

PANEL
Pixi approaching, Fox and Drake grinning at Cid. Rai out of scene. Two women looking at Cid. Cid aghast.
PIXI
A-Ro. Aromantic.
???
Meaning?
???
No on romance, still maybe yes on platonic and sexual relationships.
???
So...
PIXI
Well, he’s a cheetah. So. He’ll fit an orgy’s worth of orgasms into a quick fling, and have you home for dinner while you’re still walking funny.
CID
WHAT!?