Collection: Hey Fox

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PANEL
Kink leaning on the concessions counter. She is seen from behind, and clearly topless. Chase is talking to her from behind the counter. Fox approaching, exasperated.
FOX
Kink... I thought we talked about the... uniform... thing.

PANEL
Kink looking over her shoulder at Fox. Fox is exasperated. Chase is grinning.
KINK
Oh! Mike fixed it!
FOX
Oh, did he?

PANEL
Kink turning around with a bounce wearing pasties (movie tickets?) Fox sighing, Mike leaning in with a grin.
MIKE
See? Do you like it?
FOX
This is not better!

PANEL
Fox at home, sitting at a chair, Pixi looking concerned and rubbing his shoulders. (Maybe a little bit of a grin too)
FOX
I did. I liked it so much.

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MOUSEOVER TEXT:
She could make millions selling that, if only half the ingredients weren’t illegal...

PANEL
Kim walking back with a cash pouch, blasting forward a huge sneeze.
KIM
Hey, could I get some change-
TRISTAN
Aaah!
KIM
Are you all right?
TRISTAN
Chooo!

PANEL
Tristan looking a bit bedraggled, leaning on the counter. Kim looking over his shoulder towards the box office.
KIM
That didn’t sound good.
TRISTAN
Sorry.
KIM
You know, Doc gave me some stuff last time I had a cold. I lost a Tuesday, but it knocked it right out of me.
PANEL
Tristian, a little dubious, a little sad. Kim, peering off screen, presumably at Doc.
TRISTAN
Like, took it on Monday, woke up on Wednesday? I can’t take a day off yet-
KIM
No like. Took it on Friday, was fine Saturday... I just.. Lost a Tuesday.

PANEL
Kim now waving Doc in, doc peeking in from the side of the panel, Tristan looking frightened.
KIM
Hey Doc. You still have that purple stuff? Tristan has a cold.
DOC
Did you tell him about the Tuesday thing?
KIM
Yeah.
TRISTAN
Wait! How does that even work!?

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CHARACTERS:
Hannah, Chase, Blake, Bethany
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
She would definitely end up spending the whole time with Bethany, wouldn’t she?

PANEL
Hannah and Chase are behind concessions, Blake (and friends?) are walking out of a theater. Blake is pulling a popcorn bucket from a reluctant Bethany.
BETHANY
Hey! I’m not done!
BLAKE
I’ll bring it back!

PANEL
Chase giving his best winning smile, pushing the popcorn bucket across the counter. Hannah blushing slightly as she accepts it. Chase in the background observing with interest / Eyebrow raised.
BLAKE
Heya... “Hannah.” How about a refill?
HANNAH
Sure thing sweetie. Hope you enjoyed the show.
BLAKE
Could still be better. When do you get off, and how often?
HANNAH
I’m closing tonight.

PANEL
Hannah looking after him, a bit smitten, Chase beside her grinning. Blake waving as he leaves.
BLAKE
We’re eating next door.
CHASE
Well he’s cute.
HANNAH
Yeah. He definitely works out.
CHASE
And he was flirting with you.
HANNAH
Nah.

PANEL
Hannah talking to Chase. Chase is surprised, Hannah is almost panicked, looking over her shoulder towards where Blake left.
CHASE
What? He was.
HANNAH
No he wasn’t.
CHASE
Yeah.
HANNAH
Don’t be mean.
CHASE
Wait. What? No, he was.
HANNAH
WITH ME!?

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CHARACTERS:
Mike, Pixi, Fox, Fay, Ed, Essie
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Watch that first step. It’s a doozy.
PANEL
Mike, mauled on the floor, Pixi huffing and puffing and tempted to do more. Fox, and Essie looking down at him cheerfully.
MIKE
What the hell? I was just being friendly.
MIKE
She didn’t have to-
FOX
She?
ESSIE
I didn’t see anybody.

PANEL
Mike, up on his forearms, looking pleading at Fay and Ed. Fox ushers Pixi out. Fay and Ed looking at each other, worried/concerned.
MIKE
Come on. You saw that?

PANEL
Fay and Ed looking down at Mike. Essie behind him (ready to sweep his arms out from under him with a turn) Mike looking up, mouth agape.
FAY
Perhaps we need a sign?
ED
That fall looked bad.
FAY
Old stairs.
ED
Very dangerous.

PANEL
Mike, planting flat, arms swept out in front of him (maybe biting his tongue). Essie turning all the way around to follow Fox, her tail sweeping out his arms. Fay and ed (tails only?) walking away the other direction.
FAY, ED
We should look into that.
ESSIE
Yes. Before somebody gets hurt.

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CHARACTERS:
Mike, Fay, Ed, Pixi, Fox, Essie
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
No survival instinct.
PANEL
Fox kissing Pixi on the cheek, as Fay and Ed walk into the theater, Mike approaching with a strut. Essie further behind him.
FOX
Thanks again. I’ll see ya tonight.

PANEL
Mike smacking Pixi on the ass, Pixi is shocked. Fox just looks worried. Fay and Ed turning, curious. Essie freezes.
MIKE
You sure you don’t want to trade up to a newer model?

PANEL
Pixi, seething. Fox face-paw. Essie, Fay and Ed backing away. Mike finger-guns at Fox with a wink.
MIKE
Bunnies love the carrot. Am I right or-“

PANEL
Pixi turning, furious. Fan and Ed escaping. Essie, paws over her mouth/face? Fox looking Mike in the eye seriously. Mike still unaware, grinning.
MIKE
What?
FOX
Run.

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CHARACTERS:
Fox, Pixi, Fay, Ed
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Drake and Pixi are old friends...
PANEL
Pixi laughing as she leads Fay and Ed back into the theater.

PANEL
Fox, intercepting, looking back pointedly. Pixi slightly suspicious, Fay and Ed still cheerful.
FOX
Pixi! Thank you. For... picking them up from “maintenance.”
PIXI
Yeah? Yeah!

PANEL
Pixi, caressing Fay playfully. Both of them looking at her with toothy grins.
PIXI
Everything’s looking great... But they might have to go back soon for some... more extensive tests.

PANEL
Fay and Ed taking on their usual work stoic look. Pixi playfully addressing Fox, paw on his chest. Fox rolling his eyes a bit/blushing.
PIXI
Speaking of deeper exploration... How are you holding up?
FOX
I’m... fine...
PIXI
Really? I’m impressed. (Drake sent pics. )

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CHARACTERS:
Fox, Essie, Mike
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
There are more slurs in this comic than the last 20 years of Hey Fox
PANEL
Essie leaning in the door, Fox still at his desk.
ESSIE
Hey, Fox? I haven’t been able to find Fay and Ed anywhere.
FOX
Oh... they’re out for... maintenance.
ESSIE
Ah... Ok.

PANEL
Essie back at concessions, pointing back towards theater 2. Mike looking irritated.
ESSIE
Mike. Theater two needs a quick sweep before the next show.
MIKE
What? Why me? Where are the toasters?

PANEL
Essie confused. Mike now more bold, lecturing.
ESSIE
Toasters?
MIKE
Toasters. Bots? The Twins? Tin cans? Fur jobs? USB hubs? Clankers?

PANEL
Essie looking shocked/drooping. Mike, now a little frustrated, assuming she doesn’t understand.
MIKE
The Anthroids!
ESSIE
Oh... I understand.

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CHARACTERS:
Fox
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Surprised he’s not walking funny...
PANEL
Fox sitting at his desk, eyes closed, ice pack on his forehead. (Maybe same panel from previous comic)

PANEL
Same panel, fox opening one eye, making sure he’s alone.

PANEL
Fox standing, setting the ice pack on the chair.

PANEL
Fox sitting again, this time looking extremely relieved.

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PANEL
Fox walking in to the theater, ears and tail drooping, waiving halfheartedly at Essie.
ESSIE
Hey Fox!
FOX
Hey Essie. Thanks for opening this morning.



PANEL
Fox leaning against a door frame or wall, Essie approaching, looking a little worried.
ESSIE
My pleasure... Are you feeling ok?
FOX
Long night.


PANEL
Fox climbing into his chair behind his desk, Essie still looking worried.
ESSIE
I’m going to bring up some water... and an ice pack.
FOX
Thanks

PANEL
Fox sitting in the office chair, leaning back with a bag of ice on his head.
FOX
You’re a lifesaver.
ESSIE
This always helps Candy feel better.

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PANEL
Mike and Tristan at concessions. Tristian behind the counter, leaning forward, Mike in front of it, leaning back looking up, eyes closed.
TRISTAN
The AC is back on, movies are running, what a relief.
MIKE
I’m so done with this heat though.

PANEL
A very busty woman in a bikini top and shorts or mini skirt approaches, waving at herself with relief.
???
Ah! It’s so cool in here! This is the best.

PANEL
She is walking out of frame holding a soda against her neck. Reflect the first panel, with Mike and Tristan looking at each other. Mike is grinning, Tristian looks slightly shocked/surprised.

PANEL
Mike grinning and shrugging, Tristan looking further in to the theater, where she walked off.
MIKE
Then again... Hot is hot.

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CHARACTERS:
Essie, Candy
MOUSEOVER TEXT:

PANEL <1>
Mostly Dark panel, maybe the hint of a square off light.
???
I can’t believe it all fit in!
???
You made it fit before.
PANEL <2>
Same
???
Was it too much?
???
We won’t know until you pull it out.
???
What if it overflows?
???
If it does, I promise I’ll help you clean up.
PANEL <3>
View from inside an oven, Essie is leaning to put in a very full pie? Cake? Loaf of bread?
ESSIE
I almost feel bad, having this much fun on a work day.
CANDY
Yay for a paid day! Boss Fox.

PANEL <4>
Essie and Candy in a small kitchen. Essie leaning back, Candy leaning in.
ESSIE
Do you think the rest of the crew is doing anything fun?
CANDY
Those boring straights? No way.

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Note: During the process of drawing the setting shifted from inside the car to standing in front of it.

DATE <2025-11-07>
CHARACTERS:
Drake, Rai, Fox
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
It would probably be easier if Drake got in the back seat.
PANEL <1>
Fox back in the car, looking tired/defeated. Rai driving, but looking back a bit. Drake turning to look.
DRAKE
Hey Fox. Everything ok?
FOX
Yeah.
RAI
Who was that squirrel?
FOX
Kink.

PANEL <2>
Fox looking put upon. Drake grinning, Rai concerned.
RAI
Was she naked?
FOX
Probably.
DRAKE
We should go to the movies more.

PANEL <3>
Fox looking grumpy, Drake looking concerned. Rai trying not to snicker/laugh.
DRAKE
Did I hear somebody scream?
FOX
Kink is messing around with some hologram prank.

PANEL <4>
Fox, leaning in, eyes narrowed at Rai. Ray grinning. Drake looking intrigued, and entertained.
RAI
I hope she didn’t scare the yiff out of ya.
FOX
If you don’t drive faster, I’m going to climb onto Drakes lap, and ride him the rest of the way home.

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DATE
CHARACTERS:
Fox, Kink, Charlie, Drake, Rai

MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Boo!
PANEL
Fox leaning out the car window, Drake is too, tongue lolling. Rai is driving. Fox is looking at the camera, looking concerned.
FOX
Hey, can we stop a moment? I think I just saw somebody in the theater.

PANEL
Fox walking into the dark theater lobby. Kink leaning in close form one side, Fox startling away from her.
KINK
Hey Fox. Do you believe in ghosts?
FOX
KINK!? What are you doing here? Uh... No.

PANEL
Charlie leaning in from the other side, Fox ridged with terror, Kink grinning.
CHARLIE
You should.

PANEL
Fox passed out on the floor, Kink looking proud, Charlie excited but a little worried.
CHARLIE
I guess that was kind of fun?
KINK
See!? I told you!

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PANEL <1>
Drake bringing Fox a mug of something steaming, while Rai wipes down the bar.
FOX
What’s this?
DRAKE
Coffee. Have at, while we lock up.
RAI
You’re not calling her already, are you?
FOX
Hmm? Oh, no, sending a care package.

PANEL <2>
Delivery anthroid outside Fox’s door, surrounded by a couple bags and boxes, and a mop, leaning by the door. Jamie is peeking out. Delivery anthroid is listing off the contents:
ANTHROID
Sports drinks. Protein shakes. Chocolate bars in... Uh... Dark, milk, and ghost pepper? Jerky, cinnamon rolls, and... An extra large tub of wet-naps?
JAMIE
How thoughtful.

PANEL <3>
Mostly naked Jamie at the door. The anthroid looking shocked/blushing. A scream comes from upstairs as Jamie ushers them in.
???
AAH! Yes! Like that! AGAIN!
JAMIE
Perfect. Sounds like they’re done with the kitchen. You can leave it in there.

PANEL <4>
Jamie, having led them into the kitchen, is looking with some consternation at the mop he is holding, as the delivery anthroid slips in a puddle.
JAMIE
Just leave it on the counter-
ANTHROID
Yip!
JAMIE
Ah... Right... That explains the mop.

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PANEL <1>
Mama Bear taking Bethany by the paw and dragging her toward the door. Fox in the background plucking darts.
MEDOVA
Come kitten. You worry us.

PANEL <2>
Fox turning to Rai, while Drake looks over his (Fox’s) shoulder, still holding the piece of paper.
DRAKE
So... are you going to call her?
FOX
I think she’s busy tonight?
RAI
Poor pent up Fox. What’s your plan for tonight?
FOX
Well.. I don’t want to go home.
PANEL <3>
Rai slipping around Fox, reaching around to grope him, while Drake grins.
RAI
Lier.
FOX
I -shouldn’t- go Home.
DRAKE
You could stay with us.

PANEL <4>
Drake and Rai, pressing in on Fox, who is enjoying the attention.
FOX
I’d... hate to get between you two...
RAI
Lier.
FOX
How soon can we leave?

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PANEL <1>
Rai turning to the door as a bear woman leans in. In the background Fox is on one knee showing Bethany how to throw a dart.
RAI
Missus Medova.
MEDOVA
“Miss.”
RAI
Right.
PANEL <2>
Fox approaching with a saunter, Bethany throwing a dart vaguely at the target behind him.
FOX
Hey there. Haven’t seen you here before... And I would definitely remember you.

PANEL <3>
Fox, leaning in. Medova arms crossed, interrogating. In the background, Bethany has thrown more darts, none are in the target yet.
MEDOVA
Are you hitting on me?
FOX
Yes.
MEDOVA
I have four cubs. What does that tell you?
FOX
You’ve got the experience to know what you like. It might take some work to find something new to blow your mind, but don’t worry, I am tenacious and thorough.

PANEL <4>
Bethany cheering and pointing at a dart in the target. Fox looking slightly surprised as Medova writes down her number. Both Drake and Rai in the background, slack-jawed with shock.
MEDOVA
Big talk little fox. We will see.
BETHANY
Bullseye!

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CHARACTERS:
Fox, Bethany
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Why does everybody keep using that word?
PANEL <1>
FOX
Hey, Drake. Gimme some darts. It’ll be a while before I can go home.
PANEL <2>
BETHANY
What’s going on at your house, that you can’t go home?

PANEL <3>
Blanked out panel, all black, with “CENSORED” across it.

PANEL <4>
Fox, looking slightly shook. Bethany curious.
FOX
Sleepover.

---

PANEL
Fox walking in, drying his hands on his shirt, unawares. Bethany, apparently alone, looking straight ahead, trying not to look guilty.
FOX
Drake, do you still have that porter I tried last time?

PANEL
Bethany trying to keep looking straight ahead, while also watching Drake and Rai climb back up the bar. Blood on Rai’s forehead. Drake is still dripping.
FOX
Ok.. What did I miss?

PANEL
Rai, braced on the bar, his turn to be imploring. Bethany explaining. Drake still recovering. Fox looking, curious?
RAI
What, in the name of the nine goddesses, made you ask that?
BETHANY
Well, Father says I’d be lucky to have a good strong lion take me away and keep me “happy and pregnant” somewhere... but I’d rather stay here.

PANEL
Fox is shocked, Rai realizes this is going to get worse before it gets better is pointedly not looking at either Drake or Bethany. Drake is starting to snarl.
RAI
Drake. How soon did you say her ride would be here?

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CHARACTERS:
Bethany, Drake, Rai
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Kittens say the darnedest things.
PANEL <1>
Bethany perking up. Rai worried. Drake just tuning in after his phone conversation, and taking a drink.
DRAKE
Useful?
RAI
I’m going to hate this, aren’t I?
BETHANY
Yeah! Dad says “at least you can pop out a few grandkits.”
RAI
Yup. I hate it.
BETHANY
OH! I know. Rai, you should get me pregnant!

PANEL <2>
Rai falls back, blood arcing from his nose? Or show bouncing off the bar and blood arcing from his forehead? Drake spewing liquid out his nose, as he coughs it back into the glass and all over his face.

PANEL <3>
Bethany leaning on the bar and looking down at where Rai fell, while behind her Drake chokes.
BETHANY
Is he going to die?

PANEL <4>
One paw up on the bar as Drake continues to choke, Bethany looking over the bar at him.
DRAKE
*Cough cough wheeze*
BETHANY
Are you going to die?

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CHARACTERS:
Drake, Rai, Bethany

MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Just gigantic... uh... wheels.

PANEL
Drake looking across the bar to Rai, flipping through a notebook with phone on his shoulder, Bethany looking disappointed.
DRAKE
Sarah? Which one’s that?
RAI
Bear family... Medova I think?
DRAKE
Right! Mom’s got the HUGE-
RAI
SUV!

PANEL
Drake on the phone, Bethany imploring to Rai.
BETHANY
Ah! Come on. Don’t make me go back!
DRAKE
Hi miss Medova, It’s Drake... yeah, from the bar.

PANEL
Rai addressing Bethany with sympathy. Bethany looking chastised. Drake on the phone.
RAI
We’ve talked about this, kitten. You shouldn’t be coming here. Especially not on your own.
DRAKE
No ma’am. I’m fairly certain she is not playing out back. I’m looking at her right now.

PANEL
Drake still on the phone, Rai looking incredulous (or sighing, rubbing his muzzle/temples?), Bethany imploring again.
BETHANY
Maybe I could work here!?
RAI
What?
DRAKE
Ok, see you soon.
BETHANY
Yeah! Father says I’m the only useful child he has!
RAI
Oh, no.

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CAMPING TRIP <$N>
CHARACTERS:
Fox, Rai, Drake, Bethany
MOUSEOVER TEXT:

PANEL <1>
Bethany giving a dramatic sigh/eye-roll. Drake leaning in.
DRAKE
You’re “camping?”
BETHANY
I’m supposed to be over at Sarah’s “camping.” But it’s just sleeping in a tent in her back yard!
PANEL <2>
Bethany in the foreground, hands up/exasperated. Fox in the background, looking at Rai in shock/embarrassment.
BETHANY
It was SO boring. So I left.
FOX
And came to a bar?
RAI
Fox loves camping.
BETHANY
Yeah. My friends are here.
Why are you here?
PANEL <3>
Everybody looking at Fox. Fox embarrassed.

PANEL <4>
Fox hunched back on the bar, defeated. Bethany beaming.
FOX
My friends are here.

---

PANEL
Fox leaning on the bar, listing a bit to one side, pointing at Rai. Rai sarcastically surprised.
FOX
I ‘unno if you can tell... But I’m already a lil dunk.
RAI
Nooo, really?
PANEL
Fox motioning to order another drink, Bethany walking up behind.

PANEL
Drake entering, Bethany mounting a stool next to Fox.
DRAKE
Hey Fox. Hey little B.
DRAKE
The usual?
FOX
Yeah
BETHANY
Yeah

PANEL
Drake setting down a couple shots. Fox leaning away from Bethany, towards Rai, looking worried.
FOX
Hey... How drunk am I?

---

DATE
CHARACTERS:
Fox, Pixi, Fay, Ed, Jamie
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Saved by the tiger.
PANEL
Fox tugged back onto the couch. Fay on one side, Ed on the other. Pixi looking on.
FAY
So, we spin the bottle...
PIXI
And then kiss whoever it's pointing at.
ED
Just kiss?
PIXI
At first...

PANEL
Fay in Fox's lap, Fox trying to look like he's resisting. Ed luxuriating as Pixi takes his robe off. Jamie entering in the background. (He has another bottle? A six pack?)
FAY
We've never done anything like that before...
PIXI
Ooh, you can show them that thing you do. You know, the tongue thing?

PANEL
Fox leaning in. Fay almost ready to kiss. Jamie leaning in to panel.
JAMIE
But since you ARE their boss...
PANEL
Fox at drakes, nursing a drink, Rai listening.
RAI
Well, it was nice of them to drop you off at least.
FOX
I. Am. Very. Thankful.

---

ANTHROID DRUNK
CHARACTERS:
Fox, Pixi, Ed, Fay
MOUSEOVER TEXT:
Do drunk anthroids dream of electric pink elephants?
PANEL
Fox lounging, one one end of the couch, Pixi and Fay on the other end, Ed leaning over an empty bottle upended over the little glass Pix is holding.
ED
Uhhoh. Is broken.
FAY
So wun now?
PANEL
Fox standing up, stretching. Fay a nd Ed looking slightly disappointed. Pixi somewhere between naughty, conspiring, and irritated.
FOX
It's late... We should crash.
PANEL
Fox, affraid to look back. Ed looking at the bottle with new curiosity. Fay rolled over, on her belly, looking up at Pixi. Pixi lifting her chin, almost nose to nose, grinning.
PIXI
Have you ever played "Spin the Bottle?"
PANEL
Fox starting to walk away, both Pixi and Fay holding him by the tail. Ed leaning down to almost nuzzle Pixi.
FAY, ED
Ooh, no!
FOX
Oooh... nooooo...

---

Fancy Drunk
Fox holding up a couple bottles. Fox “I’ve got a cheap bottle of port, and a plastic jug of brandy. We’re getting Fancy drunk.”
Jamie turning to Pixi, “Ok, if it’s a cheap bottle, what makes it fancy drunk?”
Pixi, kicking back, clearly prepared. “We get plastered, but we drink out of his grandmas crystal.”
Fox, invading with with a bottle in one hand and glasses in the other. Fox “FANCY DRUNK!”
Try it with cheap Port, with some smoked cheddar, apples, and chocolate.